I hear the news station is bringing a gargantuous chipper-shredder to the station parking lot today. They say that I can bring any shreddable documents or items to them and they will shred at no charge. Evidently, this is some sort of promotional event–Maybe they will have hot dogs and kettle korn? I don’t have any shreddable documents but since they did mention items, I wonder if I can bring that shrubbery pile from my back yard? Do you suppose they will let me take the chips home? This is such a strange promotional event–I don’t know what to do with myself!